Increase Sexappeal With Java

Subject: Re: How to improve my sex-appeal with Java-programs ??? 
From: "megagurka"
Newsgroups: comp.lang.java.programmer, brasil.unix

Eliot Coweye wrote:
> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

Try using 'long'.